9 Laughs

1. He got himself arrested

2. It’s all over the news

3. He’s on the naughty list

4. He’s been drinking and driving

5. He’s busy being inappropriate

6. He’s staying out too late

7. He’s been drinking

8. He partied the whole weekend

9. He did not show up for work, and the elves are very upset

10. He let his reindeer get Blitzened

11. The police tried to reason with him, but..

12. He kept partying too much

13. I mean too much

14. But mainly… because he’s DEAD!

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1. He got himself arrested

2. It’s all over the news

3. He’s on the naughty list

4. He’s been drinking and driving

5. He’s busy being inappropriate

6. He’s staying out too late

7. He’s been drinking

8. He partied the whole weekend

9. He did not show up for work, and the elves are very upset

10. He let his reindeer get Blitzened

11. The police tried to reason with him, but..

12. He kept partying too much

13. I mean too much

14. But mainly… because he’s DEAD!

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For those times when sitting on Santa’s lap just isn’t enough.

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For those times when sitting on Santa’s lap just isn’t enough.

…and maybe some COOKIES!

…and maybe some COOKIES!

Santa gets upset reading his reindeers’ Facebook statuses

Santa gets upset reading his reindeers’ Facebook statuses